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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 132 points 11 months ago

Did he not see Jan 6th 2021?

[-] bytesonbike@discuss.online 74 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You mean that fake Jan 6 Antifa woke FBI mob that were unarmed and just peaceful tourists?

Unlike that nothing burger, where five people died...

This VIOLENT bike ride had DICKS out.

[-] oyo@lemmy.zip 13 points 11 months ago

I again ask, why did Trump pardon all those Antifa woke FBI crisis actors paid by Soros?

[-] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 34 points 11 months ago

Right? I didn't see cyclists smear shit all over the place before leaving.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

Their bike seats smell funny! I am not taking questions on why I'm sniffing strangers bike seats.

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago

Johnson's definitely got the furtive look of a gusset-sniffer, and probably a bike-seat-sniffer too.

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