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submitted 11 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/cat@lemmy.world
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[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 74 points 11 months ago

Refuse to participate in this no-win scenario.

Instead? Ignore them and eat a can of tuna.

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

They will both come running to demand you drop some tuna for them

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago

This is the ideal, yes.

If you can’t win a scenario, change the scenario.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago

Precisely. I came to comment simply: open a can of anything. Solved.

[-] Natanael@infosec.pub 2 points 11 months ago

Sometimes you can even close one

[-] Curious_Canid@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

Just make sure they don't have access to where you sleep.

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