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[-] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 10 months ago

Lemme tell you about the donkey jizz sluts in the bible

[-] IronBird@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago
[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ezekiel 23:20

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

Iirc this is some parable/prophecy about Israel not following god's law or something. So slut shaming a whole nation.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 10 months ago

That's not donkey jizz, just liking hung dudes. Which I think is understandable.

[-] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

dudes hung like donkeys and who jizz like horses.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

I took it to mean they ripped ass often

[-] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

I'm sure there's a subreddit/sublemmy for that, too.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

That last verse makes no sense - were bosom and breasts different back then?

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Bible uses repetition a lot. Sometimes almost like Mojo Jojo.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago
[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago

That's the one.

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