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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

A stupid vampire, for not standing behind the tree.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 months ago

And then be stuck slowly moving around the tree for the whole day? And having to casually play it off when someone asks him about it?

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

He went on a bender the night before and passed out on the bench

[-] markz@suppo.fi 1 points 10 months ago

Maybe he did, but the tree was a dick and moved

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