Vampire suicide is a tragic but common end to many long lived bloodsuckers. "I just want to see the sunrise...one...last...time.'
I didn't realize I was gonna cry in the comments of c/Funny
Damn it, guillermo!
A stupid vampire, for not standing behind the tree.
And then be stuck slowly moving around the tree for the whole day? And having to casually play it off when someone asks him about it?
He went on a bender the night before and passed out on the bench
Maybe he did, but the tree was a dick and moved
Does this remind anyone else of the episode in "Fringe" where the girl could predict immediate future events?
Level of burnout: Living the dream
Ja der Graf
Geht auf einen Berg und weint.
Ja der Graf
Wartet bis die Sonne auf ihn scheint.
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