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[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Bro put his wife on ice.

Iced her?..

Yeah I got nothing.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

After hearing about this new partner, his wife has given him the cold shoulder

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 2 points 8 months ago

It’s not time for jokes man, it’s way too soon. You’re so cold hearted.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

Dedicated to the Smirnoff ice prank

[–] mrunicornman@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

There's a job scheduler called Autosys where you put jobs "on ice" to pause them.