Deceptichum

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Feces is offensive to all 5 senses in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 points 3 minutes ago* (last edited 1 minute ago)

Oh long Johnson.

Modern problems require ancient solution. in c/witchymemes@lemmy.world
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 points 32 minutes ago

Zug zug time.

guess I'll just play with my nuts in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 points 1 hour ago

They made him put his family peanut farm in a blind trust so that he couldn’t benefit it during his time in office.

Deadlocked is one of the funnest games I've played in a while in c/games@lemmy.world
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I’m struggling to enjoy it. Some matches can be enjoyable but more often than not I find it a dull slog.

Theres nothing more boring than being stuck in a game for another 20 minutes when it’s well and truly clear you’ve been getting your arses kicked the previous 20.

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US-Armed Israeli Military Kills American Citizen in Lebanon (www.commondreams.org)
[OC] These mushrooms are massive in c/pics@lemmy.world
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Are they puffballs?

The two most aggressive species in the known universe discuss chess in c/imageai@sh.itjust.works
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 points 3 hours ago

Oh I thought I he Daleks had merged with Space Marines.

Toyota Curbs DEI Policy After Activist Attack Over LGBTQ Support in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 23 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

One rando gets online for a week and they decide to fuck over millions.

Fuck Toyota, will never buy one and will tell everyone I know not too.

Modern problems require ancient solution. in c/witchymemes@lemmy.world
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

Noooo, don’t 40K your way through your issues.

“Work work work” your way through them like an Orc WC peon.

guess I'll just play with my nuts in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 13 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

Thanks, I was proud of that.

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guess I'll just play with my nuts (quokk.au)
 
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goals (quokk.au)
 
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It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year (quokk.au)
 
TIL the average American is dumber than the average human in c/til@lemmy.world
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Can’t your read? It says American not English.

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Israel has given no assurances it won’t target Iran’s nuclear facilities, top State Department official tells CNN (edition.cnn.com)
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Israel Defense Forces tells Ireland and Unifil to remove peacekeepers from Lebanese border outpost (quokk.au)
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the request was made to the headquarters of the United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon (Unifil) and individual countries contributing troops, including Ireland. Israel has been told the troops will remain in place.

'Trump Bible' one of few that meet criteria for Oklahoma classrooms in c/news@lemmy.world
Biden says he's concerned 2024 election won't be 'peaceful' after Trump, Vance comments in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He’s even heard reports this Trump guy is a bit mean.

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Biden says he doesn't know whether Israel is holding up peace deal to influence 2024 US election (www.wsls.com)
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“No administration has helped Israel more than I have,” Biden said. “None. None, none. And I think Bibi should remember that. And whether he’s trying to influence the election, I don’t know but I’m not counting on that.”

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How Settler Violence Serves Israel’s Interests (foreignpolicy.com)
 

Attacks on Palestinians in the West Bank have surged since Oct. 7, 2023.

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Boris Johnson claims bugging device found in his bathroom after Netanyahu visit (www.independent.co.uk)
 

The former prime minister alleged that his security team had made the discovery when they did a sweep of the toilets in 2017

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Kamala Harris Is Courting Crypto Investors. Here's How She's Taking A Friendlier Approach Than Biden (www.benzinga.com)
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Biden says US ‘discussing’ possible Israeli plans to attack Iran’s oil industry (www.theguardian.com)
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yellow (quokk.au)
 
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