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Not what you think! (lemmy.nz)
submitted 9 months ago by SkaraBrae@lemmy.world to c/shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world
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I'm a disability support worker and I host a D&D session for some teens with autism. Being typical teens, fart, poop and butt jokes are hilarious. Also, they're always looking for loot, or the McGuffin, or trying to hide loot, inside the dead monsters' butts. We've had to implement a new rule... I had a shirt made.

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[-] tomiant@piefed.social 14 points 9 months ago

I cut open the ogre's stomach, and hide the loot in there, then sew it back up. Later I'll come back and extract the loot through his butt.

[-] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

the old woman recoils in horror from her crystal ball, horrified by what she sees in your future

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 9 months ago

I really miss the ridiculous comedies from my youth.

[-] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

Forbidden pinata

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 1 points 9 months ago

Why?

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Because I can't carry around all this loot before we win the main quest, because there'll be even more loot there, and I'm already overburdened, and then we'll just cut open the dragon's stomach, store the loot in there, sew it back up, finish some of the sidequests, take the exp, buy some pack mules, then retrace our steps and pick up the loot along the way through their butts.

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 4 points 9 months ago

Interesting.

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 9 months ago

Basic dungeoning protocol.

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