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[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago

lol.

lmao even.

Giving an llm the ability to actually do things on your machine is probably the dumbest idea after giving an intern root admin access to the company server.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 10 months ago

What's this version control stuff? I don't need that, I have an AI.

- An actual quote from Deap-Hyena492

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago

> gives git credentials to AI
> whole repository goes kaboosh
> history mysteriously vanishes \

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this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2025

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