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[-] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 67 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You read the tea leaves after you've had tea. The Old Ones don't appreciate food waste.

Everyone knows proper ravioli divination is done by consuming the can of ravioli, then listening carefully to the indigestion.

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 10 points 10 months ago

Chef boyardee isn't even food.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Of course not! He’s a chef. And he’s dead. What kind of necromancy cannibalism are you into? 🤮

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Chef B died for our ~~sins~~ spaghettios

[-] Sasquatch@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

He could be👀

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

It's like people don't even believe in audiomancy anymore

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Tinnitus ruined my practice of it.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago

You eat the can of ravioli cold after a night of drinking vodka, then you read the diarrhea splatter.

[-] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ah, diarrhivination.

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