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[-] mr_account@lemmy.world 107 points 9 months ago

Iirc the actual wording used in the bibble was something like "showered her in gold." Take that how you like

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 94 points 9 months ago
[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 41 points 9 months ago
[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 9 months ago
[-] deacon@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

Oops, wrong thing.

GIVE IT BACK

[-] tangonov@lemmy.ca 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

By the stroke of his mane he turns into plane and he turns back again when you tug on his winkie!

[-] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 9 months ago
[-] tangonov@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

Do ya think so? Then I better not show you how the lemonade is made!

[-] beccaboben@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Ooo sweet lemonade, yes sweet lemonade!!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 months ago

That’s an old meme.

[-] Kirp123@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Zeus did it first. Can't believe he's just a copycat.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 10 points 9 months ago

I know the term, but that's not how people get pregnant!

[-] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago
[-] 5too@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That's not how you get someone pregnant!

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 4 points 9 months ago

Is this a challenge to a breed-off?

[-] mr_account@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago
[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 4 points 9 months ago

Na, I'm out then. I'm rather uncoordinated currently as I'm sick and drinking amounts of ginger tea nobody should drink.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 9 months ago

Can we have a breed-off in 3-5 business days then?

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 9 months ago

Let's do that. I'll bring cucumber sandwiches.

[-] lauha@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I would like to shower in God's golden shower

[-] wuffah@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Ye gots to do whut it sayeh in deh bibble!

this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2025
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