this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
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Don't do it to yourself, man. You think you'll have control, then next thing you know, you've been in for a week straight, and you're staring at Genghis Khan and Evil Lincoln.
Why do you think I ordered debauchery level 9?
Why settle for 9 when you can make one with a knob that goes to 11?
Debauchery level 11 is outlawed in federation space. Even the Breen do not allow level 11! I have heard that Grand Nafus Rom is preparing to outlaw it in Ferengi space as well.
Riker once tried level 11. He was never the same afterwards.
So you’re sayin I’m gonna have to travel all the way to the Gamma quadrant if I want to crank it to 11?
No. The Romulans allow level 12. But if you do go to the gamma quadrant, they allow for Blatant Unrepentant Sinner Level 10. But no humanoid has ever survived it. Major Death By Snusnu vibes.
Is that the one where you bang as salamanders?
Exactly!