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submitted 7 months ago by Deceptichum@quokk.au to c/peoplemastodon@quokk.au

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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Isn't that more

"Hey"

"Hello"

"Are you there?

"Why are you ignoring me?"

"Okay whatever, you're fat anyway"

"Whore!"

*dick pic*

"Hello?"

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Women, eh? Never answer 😑

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

[dic pic]

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No attachment! You forgot the attachment!

Or maybe it's too small to see?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

whichever you think is funnier