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And the store clerk was kind enough to quickly screen shot it for him as soon as it came in? Like, oh I know this guy is gonna want to remember this moment, and share it on the internet, cuz it's clearly a really funny joke that I'm just not in on yet.
He made up a story around it to make you think it's a fake text but he actually just shits himself everyday.
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
Notifications stay around until you tap on them or swipe them away. In the notification center at least.
But they stop saying "now" pretty quickly.
Ooh right didn't notice that
Good catch.