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[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 50 points 4 months ago

if anything, pulling the lever slows the tram a bit and pushing again accelerates it again

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

We should derail the trolley if it can only go forward at varying speeds.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Maybe living on a planet where people are constantly tied to trolley tracks was a mistake.

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 4 months ago

Well they weren't always tied to the tracks, that's a newish development.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Then who tied them there?

I blame agriculture.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I see someones been reading their copy of Industrial Society and it's Future.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

The more I learn history the more I believe we were doomed from the start.

[-] ShotDonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago
[-] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 months ago

David Graeber's "Debt: the First 5000 Years" and "Dawn of Everything" pretty much covers this in its entirety.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Yes they’re two of my favorites

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Was it you boomer? It was you don't lie

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I only tie people up with their consent.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

what are the odds i find the one other person in the state with a snively whiplash kink, and it's the other tie-er

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

When weren't they tied to the tracks? And who is the "they"?

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

so you're choosing to hurt one person (conductor) to save many (people tied to the rails)

[-] zikzak025@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

That conductor knows what he did.

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yes, the conductor (ruling class) is the one in charge of the trolley. They’re free to stop the trolley and hop off if they want to live.

Deontology Is for self-serving pricks.

[-] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 18 points 4 months ago

Don’t you know, it’s completely hopeless and your vote for damage reduction is just evil. So you should sit in the dark and just be miserable. /s

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Why do you think you're changing their suggestion to sitting in the dark?

[-] libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago

What if we dont see the people on the tracks? Do they really die if we dont see them? If not then I vote red for a faster ride!

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