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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 165 points 3 months ago (5 children)

People venturing outside of our atmosphere are advised against pleasuring themselves in zero gravity.

The reason? Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.

Seems all they have to do is invent some kind of nutsack.

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 118 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Is it just me or does this seem tremendously unlikely and easy to prevent?

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 18 points 3 months ago

The chances of a solar particle hitting your RAM and causing a bit to flip are tremendously unlikely as well, but there's hardware made to prevent that from happening (I realize ECC does more than that).

[–] sapetoku@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

I mean, do female astronauts/cosmonauts regularly float naked in the space station?

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 80 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I propose funding for an aerospace cock sock that could keep everyone safe from stray nut.

[–] amateurcrastinator@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] amateurcrastinator@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Awesome! Thank you for this!

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 months ago

All of the greatest inventions which revolutionized key aspects of our daily lives have begun in aerospace engineering.

Pens that write upside down. Ice cream that doesn't melt. Cock socks that don't leak and are easy to clean.

This is why we fund NASA!

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The NASA ScRoTE. Self-contained Repository of Testicular Ejaculate.

[–] ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 5 points 3 months ago
[–] Sho@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

These guys never heard of a "posh-wank?"

Edit: a posh wank is when you jerk it wearing a condom. Its also helpful if ur guy that doesnt like "the feel of condoms"

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I never beat my meat at Oxford. What’s a posh-wank?

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

A wank whilst wearing a condom

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 months ago

With a condom is what I have heard. Expensive hence posh I guess!

[–] Sho@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Jacking it with a condom on

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 16 points 3 months ago (4 children)

That's when you eat your cum so you don't have to clean up right?

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 months ago

Thats just normal recycling

[–] dangercake@feddit.uk 5 points 3 months ago

Yeah but you have a side salad with it

[–] Sho@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not exactly haha...its when you jack it with a condom on

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait why would I jack a coat if I already have a condom on?

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 2 points 3 months ago

You're fine. Just wrong direction.

[–] Sho@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

That's a normal wank...er...right? Right?

[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 months ago

I could Google it but I’d rather hear it from you since, no, I have never heard of a posh-wank.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Have they actually done a fluid simulation, I still hold the position you can't bukake in space or microgravity as it where

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Semen isn't gravity fed so I don't think the lack of it would make a difference.

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Idk I think semen can have a little gravity, as a treat