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Love the assumed gender essentialism in that first one. Like, yeah buddy, all human women definitely have full breasts and fat asses. All human women are definitely easily distinguished from men at a glance, front or back. Amazing insight.
😭 RIP
That said, a fun fact: humans also have the greatest [penis size : body size] ratio of all primates. Like the boob thing that "Carole" was getting at, we've been able to evolve superfluous aesthetic mating signallers because of how successful our species has been at surviving.
Also i can't remember why i even attached that image. I think someone in the replies had a funny caption for it and i downloaded the image instead of screenshotting the reply. I'm like a newb at this.
On average. But try telling that to some less fortunate men and it rings hollow. Gender essentialism is fucking stupid.