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Beware of Kevin
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this post was submitted on 17 May 2026
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This is exactly why I advocate for human names for dogs.
I want more dog names for people.
"Excuse me, Scruffy? Scruffy Jones? Doctor Sprinkles will see you now."
Boilers and toilets, toilets and boilers.
And if course that one boiling toilet. Fire me ifn ya dare.
Keeps the seat warm! Keeps your keister toasty! Turns your stool into soup in record time!
I hope they fall in love during that appointment, eventually get married and the onetime patient is overjoyed to be Scruffy Sprinkles forever.
Unfortunately, with a name like that, something’s got to separate them, because old Scruffy is definitely an adventurer of some sort; I’m thinking a barbarian, but I could also see a very grim wizard or hexblade warlock. He’s going to have to go on a quest to find her, find an ingredient or medication for her to distribute, or avenge her, there’s no avoiding it.