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[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 30 points 3 months ago

Uhh those bags should all be in one hand so he can still fish out his keys and open the house door.

Amateur hour!

[-] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 months ago

Not if you have the keys attached to a cock ring.

[-] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 16 points 3 months ago

Connected the smart lock to a fleshlight, so now I fuck my door open.

[-] Anivia@feddit.org 4 points 3 months ago

Register your tip as a fingerprint on the smart lock ๐Ÿ‘€

[-] webp@mander.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

Nah his cheeks could handle them

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