Zuckerberg Docks Annual Salary of 1,400 Laid-Off Meta Workers in Seattle (theneedling.com)

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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg surprised Seattle Tuesday night when the billionaire unexpectedly docked a massive, five-story annual salary of 1,400 laid-off Meta workers in Lake Union.

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[-] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 8 points 4 months ago

The fact that he's still breathing should be considered an insult to every human being.

[-] towerful@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago

Someone should peel him like an onion. A tasty tasty onion.

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

You like munching agricultural produce?

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