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[–] devaly@ani.social 180 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Time to slack off and deliver the minimum possible then

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 113 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That's exactly what people should be doing anytime their company boasts about record profits/revenue yet halts pay raises or even has it lower than the rate of inflation.

In my old job I just allocated a percent of my day towards job applications until I finally got out. Morons thought I wouldn't be upset with a 15% pay cut over 3 years of working my ass off.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 74 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“It’s a question of motivation. If I bust my ass and Initec ships a few more units I don’t see another dime. So where’s the motivation?”

It’s insane that companies haven’t gotten this hint in the 27 years since Office Space was released.

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not wanting to starve is also a great motivator. Now that you're struggling either way the motivation goes away.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

“But that makes people work just hard enough that they don’t get fired”

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not starving is the motivation.

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They can't change the incentives without re-inventing how companies work. They're just structured in a way that gives bad incentives like that. And nobody wants to take a risk on their dime, or break the thing that makes them money, and by now it's all basically set in stone. Until the whole system breaks and new things get organized in a new system probably.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

There are lots of companies that offer stock as well as monetary compensation, and things like profit sharing.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Quiet quit, show up a bit late, stretch your breaks by a few minutes, leave early, steal stuff, don't do anything that doesn't directly contribute to your job, volunteer for nothing, refuse to tithe to whatever their stupid charity is, max out every benefit, max out any family leave, file official complaints to HR, break stuff, don't refill anything, do no maintenance on anything, umionize, etc.

Be a paid employee, don't be a good employee. Act your wage.

Hahahha I'd show up to work and do jack squat all day.

[–] timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

This is so well written and spot on. Exactly what needs to be done or not done. Kudos.

[–] devaly@ani.social 5 points 1 month ago

A percent? Those are rookie numbers

[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The CIA published a guide back in the 40s about how to disrupt fascist companies. It's worth a google.

[–] RepublicansAreEvil@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Weird the CIA would do that I feel like lol, we're they at one point actually based?

[–] pleb_maximus@piefed.zip 21 points 1 month ago

It's the Simple Sabotage Field Manual and was made by the Office of Strategic Services (or in short the OSS). It was dissolved after WWII, one of its short lived successors was the Central Intelligence Group, the direct predecessor of the CIA.

Although the Wiki article contains a link to the manual on a US government site already, the Internet Archive also has a pdf of it.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

a fascists govt that doesnt play ball with the USA that is.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

... while actively looking for a new job

[–] JoeKrogan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Also waste the ai tokens so they dont justify it to fire staff

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago

"The AI will handle it, that's why they make the Big Bucks."

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

Less than minimum, make them spend money on firing you.

[–] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Inflation adjusted productivity.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

And blame the LLMs for all mistakes it makes. Since the management clearly cares more about it than the employees.