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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'll do you one better:

Imagine you're born and you're a crab who parasitizes the rectum of one of these.

[–] Bonus@mander.xyz 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine you're a human who pays top dollar to consume its gonads.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

ahem

I could go look this up, but frankly, it's your job now: elaborate, please.

[–] noseatbelt@piefed.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Uni.

I'll be honest, I like it. It has a soft texture, nice mild buttery flavour, and can be incorporated into various dishes though is commonly eaten on its own as sashimi.

[–] Bonus@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yep, I love it too.

(I really miss living near Little Tokyo)

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a good idea, thanks dude. I am going shopping at ours next week

[–] Bonus@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago
[–] NewOldGuard@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

The Japanese delicacy "uni" is urchin gonads

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

there are some scifi biological spaceships, they look cool and amazing.

but using then is akin to being those rectal parasites.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What about the Treeships from Hyperion? Plants don't have rectums. Also, as long as you help the ship out a little, it's symbiotic instead of parasitic.

[–] Bipauler@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gives a whole new meaning to the expression 'eat shit'

[–] GreatTitEnthusiast@mander.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't that just the original meaning?

[–] Bipauler@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Damn it, I mean.. I guess you're probably right lol, but I felt like I was being clever there for a few minutes :'-/

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Wait this is important I am not a carb biologism but I would like to successfully imitate one someday. Which of the five crab families is this one from