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[-] lath@piefed.social 36 points 2 months ago

I was once interested in time travel. My dedication was boundless and my morals were questionable. I only got smart enough to know I'm too dumb to make it work.

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 34 points 2 months ago

Good news, I figured out the secret to time travel. I'm now travelling forward in time by a second, every second! Pay $999 to learn My secret!

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 18 points 2 months ago

Pff amateur, I can even travel forward in time by slightly less than a second every second!

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 7 points 2 months ago

PFFFFFT to you!

I travel forward in time 1000 mileseconds every second!!!!!

Plus its only 995€ for my secret!

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

A second? That's rookie numbers. I travel a week and it usually only takes seven days to do so

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

pff that’s nothing, the faster I go times stays the same for me, but goes faster for everyone else!

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

We've, uh, figured out how to travel through time, at the speed of regular time, with...plastic bags.

this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2026
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