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This is actually incorrect.

The word "pull" comes from gacha games and it means getting a rare reward by rolling the dice.

Ooh are you an antirealist?

A male socket would be

I got a novel plumbing job from a surgeon!

I got genital nullification surgery. With My weiner removed, I needed somewhere to pee from. So the meat man plumbed My urethra downwards to around where cis women keep theirs, sans clam. I have what's called a meatus, which is a medical term for an opening on the body. The end of My hose is neither a male nor female socket. It's not a socket at all!

Reforming the medical system is a pointless waste of time. We need to ban fossil fuels and animal agriculture. Animals are being slaughtered by the millions by factory farms. We shouldn't waste time improving the way we care for humans, when humans are already doing so much better than other creatures like cows and corals. It's a waste of effort to secure such marginal improvements for humans, when we can do so much more for animals.

Actually, never mind. Dismissing problems by comparing them to bigger problems, AKA whataboutism, doesn't actually make the world a better place. It doesn't increase effort spent on the big problems, it just reduces effort on the smaller ones and makes the world a worse place. I retract the above paragraph; medical care reform is important too, even if it's less impactful. And physicians calling themselves doctors, though relatively inconsequential, still annoys the crap out of Me.

I'm bitter AND kind! Like a sweet dark chocolate!

You mean honesty, not truth

If the purpose of an MD isn't to be a teacher, why do they use the word doctor? Doctor means teacher. Pick a different word!

I'm staring to think MDs aren't actually doctors!

Mate, I upvoted your Australia fact, I liked it. I thought it was a pretty great joke you told.

Yeah I'm saying physicians shouldn't have MDs. They should have some other non-teaching physician qualification, or a PhD in medicine.

You shouldn't be able to get an MD at a Bachelor or Master level. And patients should not expect to see a doctor when they walk into a clinic or hospital.

I'm Australian and I think American politics are important because so many of the evils we're currently facing were inspired by the Americans.