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[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago

try and go inside your house. it should help.

[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Looks like house from that show house

[–] butter_tart@piefed.ca 22 points 5 hours ago

In Soviet Russia, it actually is lupus.

LoL!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

I'd be surprised to see the Prince Regent, too.

[–] emerald@lemmy.blahaj.zone 138 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

A plumber, you say?

Some kind of

House doctor?

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I love this. Certain surgeries absolutely involve some amount of "plumbing", e.g. connecting the blood vessels in a pig heart transplant (I think they even refer to it as plumbing, perhaps informally). And I think it's very accurate to say that plumbers, electricians etc. are to houses as surgeons are to living creatures.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 6 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

I got a novel plumbing job from a surgeon!

I got genital nullification surgery. With My weiner removed, I needed somewhere to pee from. So the meat man plumbed My urethra downwards to around where cis women keep theirs, sans clam. I have what's called a meatus, which is a medical term for an opening on the body. The end of My hose is neither a male nor female socket. It's not a socket at all!

This comment rocks

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

That awesome.. and/or horrifying. I'm so glad I'm comfortable with the default configuration my body came with, and don't often have to think about stuff like this. But I'm also really glad you seem happy with the results of your, uhhh, renovations!

Although.. What exactly is a male socket? I've always thought of it as an outlet, nothing goes into it, stuff only flows out.

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

nothing goes into it

not with that attitude!

(but like, seriously thats a kink. ~~to no ones surprise~~)

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 hours ago

Lol, I knew someone would chime in with that. But by design at least, there should be no flow from the outside in. To the extent that we can call evolution's craftsmanship 'design'.

The only thing I know about that is the scene from House where he catheters himself. To the extent we can trust the show's medical accuracy, his reaction during the insertion, and the number of pain pills he took beforehand, let's just say it seems highly unpleasant!

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 0 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Ohh... I was still thinking of human biology :P

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Does yours not look like that?

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 16 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

He should consider doing a sketch show with Stephen Fry

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I've never felt like breaking into a car before, but now I kinda do 😄

Maybe he should try his hand at football coaching in stead

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I like the bitesized street gags. The one with the cabbie I think of often

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, those are great too!

I also love Hugh's brilliantly stupid songs such as Where is the lid and Mystery 😆🥰

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 54 points 9 hours ago
[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 69 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

its definitely not because of lupus i can tell you that much

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Could be vascular.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 43 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe offer him some Vicodin

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 5 points 9 hours ago

Naah, would be wasted on him, send it to me instead, i make good use of it!

[–] enchantedgoldapple@sopuli.xyz 12 points 9 hours ago

It's definitely not Dr. House. You can tell by his face that he's actually willing to listen to what others have to say

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago

"wow Hugh's Russian accent is spot on"

[–] kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml 17 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

this meme is so old bro is probably retired at this point

[–] sculptor0725@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

There's a 90s-ass CRT monitor in the background!

[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That’s still high tech in Russia.

[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago
[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

There's a 90s-ass CRT monitor in my house too. It's dope af. Might even be the same chassis which was everywhere.

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 hours ago

Dude the stumbleupon button really takes me back. That was a huge part of my childhood internet experience.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 4 points 7 hours ago

Prince Ludwig the indestructible?

[–] TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I thought Kevin Keegan died last week?

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago

His mane lives on