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[-] ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 months ago

If, hypothetically, some sort of person who didn't have a dick and balls were to eat it?

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

It's expunging 15g of crotchmeat no matter what you do or don't have, so buckle up.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

So, for reference, studies like the sources for this article suggest the average human penis weighs between 70-100 grams.

So you'd be growing a micropenis at 15g. Not quite the effusive expulsion you were imagining.

[-] ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

Oh. So if someone had a

Wait. Penises get erect by engorging with fluid. Do you lose a smaller percentage if you have an erect vs flaccid penis while eating one?

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Yes.

And you don't lose all of it, if you're particularly well-endowed.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

you get all the dicksandballses that have fallen off since the last dickandballsless person to eat one

[-] ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago

So this is just a snack for all trans people?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah, like David Bowie

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