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Apple that makes eunuchs
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[several transfems are typing…]
Mm..mmmrrroow 🥺
Omg that's horrible...
Where can one find one?
Calm down there Eve
Can it do tops too?
Damn, I just want my balls off. I wanna keep my dick.
What if I just have a nibble?
I remember Snow White a little differently from this
You know all those stories were sanitized.
I'm not sure you really want that. As a horny teen I wanked myself dry a few times and it is painful. Imagine it felt like that every time.
No, I'm positive I want that.
I think as a teen we all went a little too hard with our equipment once or twice lmao
Balls only make sperm, the fluid is the prostate(?) or smthn, it comes from inside the body.
I've never heard someone say that before. Why would you want one but not the other, if you don't mind my asking?
Hello! I'm not the person you asked but I figured I'd throw in my experience.
In my case, if I could snap my fingers and instantly change my penis to a vulva, I would. But I had a haemorroid surgery many years ago, and the month or so afterwards was one of the worst times of my life, so I would prefer it if no surgeon ever went anywhere near my lower trunk ever again.
But everyone's experience is different. Some women just like to fuck, and of the trans women who do, some don't feel the need to replace the factory installed equipment for doing so.
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Trans lifehack
Was about to ask where to find some, asking for a friend of course
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Free orchidectomy and penectomy? Where are these apples found? Asking for a friend
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Shouldn't it be called Instant Trans Apple? Non invasive transition, very convenient.
This implies trans women are just men without genitals.
This implies the speed running community doesn't exist
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No it doesn't? The apple doesn't check if you're a man before de-dickandballs-ing you. It'll uproot the twig and berries whether you're cis, trans, or intersex.
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I imagine it'd be more like the kind of removal one gets from other natural causes, like frostbite or a bloodclot. I.e. painful and necrotic
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No, thanks. I hate sweet apples. Give them to us sour and crunchy.
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If, hypothetically, some sort of person who didn't have a dick and balls were to eat it?
It's expunging 15g of crotchmeat no matter what you do or don't have, so buckle up.
So, for reference, studies like the sources for this article suggest the average human penis weighs between 70-100 grams.
So you'd be growing a micropenis at 15g. Not quite the effusive expulsion you were imagining.
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you get all the dicksandballses that have fallen off since the last dickandballsless person to eat one
So this is just a snack for all trans people?
Yeah, like David Bowie
No negatives you say?
Any other transfems want to join me in going on an adventure to find these?
My sister would love these.
It does not, in fact, do that.
"Speak for yourself" he says in a comically high voice.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away......because now the doctor is too depressed to go to work and be a doctor.....
No, she's fine.
I want that apple even more now.
Wow, I’d love to try…
holdup
🥚
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where could one acquire such an apple, hypothetically?
Www.applerankings.com
If mine fell off, I would make a device to keep it alive so I could play with it when ever I wanted to. Plus now that's detached you could toss it around, let her borrow it for a few nights or let her use it in the shower. Lots of good things could be coming from this. We just don't see it because we haven't been in this position before.
Wait wait wait hold up
it’s black because it grew from an oil spill
For those curious, this apple does exist (though it's more of a very dark purple) and it grows at high altitude in Tibet. The altitude gave it its colour.
And its effect on one's delicate bits?
Never mind is just a very expensive apple
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sold!
we're forcefemming the ~~white~~blackdiamondhouse~
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