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[-] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 3 months ago

Damn, I just want my balls off. I wanna keep my dick.

What if I just have a nibble?

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 26 points 3 months ago

I remember Snow White a little differently from this

[-] ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

You know all those stories were sanitized.

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm not sure you really want that. As a horny teen I wanked myself dry a few times and it is painful. Imagine it felt like that every time.

[-] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 months ago

No, I'm positive I want that.

I think as a teen we all went a little too hard with our equipment once or twice lmao

[-] Redjard@reddthat.com 5 points 3 months ago

Balls only make sperm, the fluid is the prostate(?) or smthn, it comes from inside the body.

[-] expr@piefed.social 4 points 3 months ago

I've never heard someone say that before. Why would you want one but not the other, if you don't mind my asking?

[-] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 months ago

Hello! I'm not the person you asked but I figured I'd throw in my experience.

In my case, if I could snap my fingers and instantly change my penis to a vulva, I would. But I had a haemorroid surgery many years ago, and the month or so afterwards was one of the worst times of my life, so I would prefer it if no surgeon ever went anywhere near my lower trunk ever again.

But everyone's experience is different. Some women just like to fuck, and of the trans women who do, some don't feel the need to replace the factory installed equipment for doing so.

[-] Bluewing@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Well, you could still pee standing up.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

my dude, the she-wee has existed since, uh, plastic. maybe only as long as women have served in the military.

[-] Bluewing@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Not a very common thing to find in the wild.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

i bet if you plucked a pitcher plant it would work

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah like is there an artificial flavour I can try? Also someone attached to the birth kit

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