this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2026
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0% chance this isn’t an AI written engagement bait post
I too think there is some satirical note to it but we have seen it all. An office flirt opens more doors than excel sheets can ever do. Also people react wayy differently to you whether you are attractive or not. Probably in antrophic expectation of implicit reproduction possibilities. I've seen both sides, however once you make clear there's nothing going on besides professionalism the drop is harder as attractive person vs. getting no attention as ogre.
I’m not even talking about whether it happens, the writing is obvious AI slop.
Not a word.
I find it very difficult to believe someone would put this on LinkedIn, not going to lie. But at the same time, I wouldn't be surprised.
If they are atrractive enough i could see this being on linkedin. The hiring manager might think they have a chance and bring them on for that reason.
You know what, with the world in the state it's in, I'll buy it.
Happy cake day, by the way!