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Don't know if you've heard of the concept, but it is possible to own both a car and several bikes and use the one most suited for the task. I know it can be a daunting challenge for people like you to conceptualize a reality that isn't based on binary extremes, but stay with me: you take your bicycle for short trips and commutes within the city, but use a car for occasional 400-mile trips. You can even take your bicycle with you in the car if you want to be really woke.
Mind-blowing, am I right? Apologies if this revelation has caused your worldview to collapse.
I think this is what he was getting at though. Bikes would not be best suited for his hypothetical here.
Is that posted above? I was responding to the image you moron. And then you invent a fucking back story about me.
I bike 100+ miles a week at 250w. I don't need the explanation. The image creator does. And apparently you need a lesson about staying on topic.
Get fucked.