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[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

with "the onion" on the title?

[-] deacon@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

these are crazy times. The Onion owns InfoWars, up is down, down is up.

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

And Alex Jones just sponaeously exploded in his car after eating dozens of pounds of food from Whataburger

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 3 months ago

And now there is a fake Alex Jones claiming to be the real Alex Jones.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

There's a scene in Idiocracy, I think set in the Lincoln bedroom at the White House, where Rita and Not Sure are talking. Secretary Sure is standing at the window looking down at the "crops" the water out of the toilet is supposed to grow, and Rita is sitting on the bed eating a homogenous yellow substance out of a gallon-size tub with her finger.

That's what I imagine as Alex Jones' diet.

this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2026
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