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[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 64 points 3 months ago

Fallstaff went on to praise his fellow doctors’ bravery and quick thinking for pronouncing Graham dead shortly after.

Holy shit haha

[-] trainsrkool@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 months ago

r/AteTheOnionButInAGoodWay

[-] DrakeAlbrecht@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

r/LostLemmings

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

with "the onion" on the title?

[-] deacon@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

these are crazy times. The Onion owns InfoWars, up is down, down is up.

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

And Alex Jones just sponaeously exploded in his car after eating dozens of pounds of food from Whataburger

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 3 months ago

And now there is a fake Alex Jones claiming to be the real Alex Jones.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

There's a scene in Idiocracy, I think set in the Lincoln bedroom at the White House, where Rita and Not Sure are talking. Secretary Sure is standing at the window looking down at the "crops" the water out of the toilet is supposed to grow, and Rita is sitting on the bed eating a homogenous yellow substance out of a gallon-size tub with her finger.

That's what I imagine as Alex Jones' diet.

[-] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 months ago

The Onion delivers, again.

[-] beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 3 months ago

To be so universally disliked that the onion can post a scathing mockery of your life and it not create all that much backlash. Poor poor Lindsey Graham.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 months ago

The late night people (daily show, seth meyers etc) talked about it and didn't even pretend to be sad about it

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Sadly I've already seen people posting threats to get people who mock Lindsey's death fired

[-] FE80@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

The lemmy.world politics mods are going to need a fainting couch if they see this.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Don't tell me they've fallen in step that closely.

[-] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

They banned celebrations of Lindsey Grahams death

[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That's inaccurate, they had a long standing rule about celebrating any death. Not a special one for Graham.

Fuck that when they go low we go high bullshit though

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

ANY hint of celebration. Being okay with it was okay, but removing comments and banning people who being happy that the world is a better place without him and saying the horrible things he did.

[-] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Even if they had a rule in place, they decided to enforce it.

This means no celebrations of Trumps eventual death either.

[-] DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone 16 points 3 months ago

I was eating my lunch and actually laughed. Beautiful

[-] CatGPT@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Won’t someone think of all the lil Israelis left swimming around in Lindsey’s ass

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Well I wasn't thinking of that before.. but now..

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

It's a shame all the "Never Trump" Republicans just fell in line.

[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 months ago

He was just an annoying old squeaky hate mongering warlover

[-] manniesalado@piefed.social 6 points 3 months ago

So were his intimates gender appropriate?

[-] Larry@piefed.social 4 points 3 months ago

He was wearing a strap on but backwards and inside out

[-] walden@wetshav.ing 5 points 3 months ago
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