this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2026
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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What if the airport dog recognise you as their trainer?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

“Will you offer mercy for the one who treated you so tenderly?”

“I’m sorry, father. You bear bundles of sin upon your body. I must make it known. Broof. Broof. Aroo.”

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If it's a pitbull that will not save you

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Ask for an autograph from mr worldwide then.