Shitty Ask Lemmy

My eyes

No one ever said to me "Oh Mr. Folaht, you have such beautiful eyes",
while I do see people say it very often in romances.
Although it's mostly men saying that to women I think?

So I can only imagine that if everyone was honest they'd all say
"Oh man, have you seen folaht's eyes? They're hideously ugly!"
but no one wants to say it out loud.