this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2026
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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] thenextguy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Well, it's just rotting in the corner, so everything. I don't think the coroner will ever come.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

The part I hide in your mom

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

my ladybugs

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That bit there.

[–] piconaut@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] thenextguy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

OP’s mind is the ugliest part of your body? A mind is now a body part?

e: didn’t notice the community, I guess this is a shitty answer.

[–] TraipsersWill@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

It is indeed, shitty. Well Done.

[–] piconaut@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Either that or the lyrics to a Frank Zappa song. Maybe both!

[–] MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TraipsersWill@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Some deserve to be rect.

[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My eyes

No one ever said to me "Oh Mr. Folaht, you have such beautiful eyes",
while I do see people say it very often in romances.
Although it's mostly men saying that to women I think?

So I can only imagine that if everyone was honest they'd all say
"Oh man, have you seen folaht's eyes? They're hideously ugly!"
but no one wants to say it out loud.

[–] joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

I dunno I kind of like all those letters