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[–] Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social 0 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

because no one on the right believes that he’s a vegetable.

Riiiiiiight. There are PLENTY on the right who believes it, but isn't questioning it. Just because we may not know exactly why they're covering it up doesn't mean it's not true. I believe you cited Occam's razor, and the simplest explanation is that this man is as dead as Elvis.

I quote the Doobie Brothers:

"What a fool believes, no wise man has the power to reason away."

[–] testfactor@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

The lack of self awareness in this post is staggering.

"Just because I don't have any reason to believe this is true doesn't mean I'm wrong, and obviously that means the simplest possible explanation is a grand coverup by hundreds of people for no discernable reason."

Then the Doobie Brothers quote? Chefs kiss. Genuinely beginning to think this is performance art.

ETA - And then blocked so that you don't have to look in the mirror anymore. Perfection. No notes, lol.