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I have read about people trying to use LinkedIn for dating, and I feel like that's a red flag. Those men should probably be quarantined.
Hey, you can show mutual connections, even check their CV for suspicious gaps and given how fucked up half the people on there are, they'll probably tell you their private and political opinions!
Everyone on LinkedIn should be quarantined.
Exhibit 1:
What the fuck‽
Oh yikes