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[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 19 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Any food makes you fat if consumed enough.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 hours ago
[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

How much celery do I need to eat before we change the definition of food?

[–] guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Well, the problem is that celery isn’t food. It’s an abomination

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I'm torn. I can see where you're coming from but there are exceptions:

Celery is a perfectly acceptable delivery vessel for hummus

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 1 points 36 minutes ago

I'm sure there's a hummus that's delicious enough for you to eat it off a toilet seat. That doesn't mean toilets (or celery) are food.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Though it is annoyingly allergenic compared to carrots or peppers which also taste better.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Huh, I never knew one could be allergic to celery.

Maybe that's proof we're evolving