Yum yum, such nice... bread you have there! Thank you, dear Sir!
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this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2026
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Fixed it for you.
Need someone to butter your biscuits?
Feels weird the hand is white but the abs are melanated af
That's just his boyfriend standing behind him
Hand model, gloves all the time!
Perhaps you had to fight off an army of twinks because you took the whole pallet
sorry I couldn't help myself
That's quite a lot of bread. You must've been beating them off with both hands!
Goddamn bread calling me out.
Bread makes you fat.
Any food makes you fat if consumed enough.
How much celery do I need to eat before we change the definition of food?
Well, the problem is that celery isn’t food. It’s an abomination
I'm torn. I can see where you're coming from but there are exceptions:
Celery is a perfectly acceptable delivery vessel for hummus
...if you are a monster that eat 10kg of bread per meal
I have bread in almost every meal that has pasta, veggies, cutlets, meat...and i am still not fat, just moderate yourself
BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!
who said I was eating it? lol I have other plans
Stapling it to trees?
putting them in clear glass jars for later use
Mold fetish
Frosted.
more like glazed
You must be well hydrated.
I drink a shit ton of brando because it has electrolytes !