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This post is sponsored by the shadow government, as well as my wife finally knowing her place, which is pretty much anywhere, including but not limited to, on my face, deep inside me, the couch, and the arctic, but not at the stove (at least not as long as she refuses to use any spice stronger than salt).

For anyone wanting to make a pilaf esque thing for themself I include this recipe: You need:

• Meat, preferably chicken, one breast, or more
• Rice 400g (~ 2 of those semi transparent plastic IKEA cups)
• Onion 1(One) or more
• Spices yes
• Oil/butter (I used a mixture of butter, olive oil, sunflower oil)
• Anything else you want to throw in
• broth (2,5 * Rice volume) (Optional)
• Pot (Thick walls for heat storage if possible)

what to do:

cut the onion in small cubes, cut your meat into larger cubes (about 2-3 cm), put your oil/butter into the pot, once it is hot, throw in the onions. Assume you are Obiwan and the onions just told you that you underestimate their power. Once they are nice and roasted (golden) throw in the meat into the pot. You have the high ground and the meat prepares to make a flip over you. Once the meat is nice and done (to your preference, from burned to just before getting golden) throw in the spice and anything else you want to have there. It is possible that there will be burned things at the bottom, this is not only okay, but also good. If there is something burned at the bottom throw in a little balsamic vinegar, wine, vinegar, or something like that, once the burned things are off the bottom. Throw in the rice and then da water or broth. get the Water to cook (steam is going from your pot) and then semi cover it with a lid, cook on low heat from here till there is no more water (show the rice to the side and look).

Once done serve with sour cream and bread.

Trivia:

Meat and Rice are the base thing, literally anything else in this can be changed, added, removed, and so on, the amount of meat and rice, and anything else can be changed as well, you can as well throw a dice to choose what to add.

Stay Hydrated in this fucking heatwave!

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and a good time of the day to all of you!