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[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s a land coast!! Shut up, Commie!!

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Rhode island is not an island! Checkmate!

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

raises glasses UHM AKCHUALLY the state of Rhode Island gets its name from the island because it's colonial charter mentions it first in addition the mainland plantations. So you can see I am very fun at parties.