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[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago

Hey, I finger the klitoris of my thinkpad all the time

[-] okmko@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Huh, I thought I was fingering the nipple this whole time

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

It's pink, nubby, and you finger it. That doesn't seem like a nipple to me ;)

[-] okmko@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Okay, fineeee. I'll tongue it.

this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2026

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