Are you suggesting there is something wrong with any of these names:
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep
man
every Command Line Interface Tool
(not Linux but there are special printers for clothing called DTF's )
man man
Don't forget fuck
I like how developers are not shying away from possibility of them having foot fetish (foot terminal, gnome logo being a foot)
The foot is actually symbolic for the devs stepping all over you with their opinionated design and no choices
Ah so BDSM then /s
No just BSD
BSDMobile?
Also, in Italian "sudo" means "I sweat".
sudo nano
means "I sweat, dwarf"
Man, I remember laughing like a school boy when I first heard of the "finger" util in college, lol.
Also finger \! && exit
KDE's tool to configure an IntelliPoint™ device.
Its called a cat-tongue. Everyone that refers to it as anything else is wrong
You mean ClitMouse
We need a command line interface named Toris. CLI Toris
I'm a dev. I develop little prototypes and things with Rust. I often create a new repository and don't give the project a name, until I've coded enough of it that I know where it's going.
A few years back, the makers of the programming language Rust started punishing people for prepending rust- before the names of their tools and apps. They recommended that people append -rs to the end.
The combination of these two things caused me to end up with a whole bunch of repositories named something like cli-rs or clitool-rs, both of which I'd just pronounce as clitoris.
There really is no drama like programming language drama.
Can't find the app guys. Where is it? Bruh. Help me someone, my girlfriend is coming home and I don't want to get mocked for the same thing two days in a row.
The most clearest description of file explorer: Dolphin (?)
Like if Nautilus is any better
Or, like, Total Commander. A wild guess would be some strategy game.
Gnome: GSpot. It doesn't actually exist (GNOME devs though there was no use case for it)
KDE FTW.
bash: klitoris: command not found...
:(
No, you should touch klitoris or finger klitoris, not bash it.
man klitoris
no manual entry for klitoris
Well that explains a lot.
I'm still amazed people use and browse the septic tank of the internet. Xitter just won't stop.
I can never find that program...
i think PCSX2 is the maddest i’ve ever been over a name. i’ve been using it for YEARS and have to double check the spelling every single time i type it.
Is the GNOME version called Gock?
I would not be surprised if KDE already had "Klitoris"
does anyone have the repo? I can't find it
Hey, I finger the klitoris of my thinkpad all the time
Gonna make a TUI music player and call it D-Bussy
There's an awesome linux tool called "fuck". When you make a typo in a CLI command and get an error message, all you have to do is type "fuck" and it looks at your last command and the error message and takes a guess at fixing it. If it's right all you have to do is hit Enter. Super useful!
klitoris: Permission denied
2026version: copilot internet 365 just shortened to copilot after the next MBA is hired.
Seriously, all Windows software is starting to sound the same, with as little clue as possible as to what it actually does. Remote Desktop on Mac is called "Windows App". What does that mean? Everything else is called 365.
It's called Windows app on Windows now as well. But they also have remote desktop still, and they're not intercompatible.
Microsoft truly are terrible at naming things. They always have been. Remember XBone?
I’ve found the clitoris.
Searched everywhere and can't find the download. Does anyone have a link for the latest klitoris? I can't locate it and my wife is getting pissed.
You think that's the worst?
Passable censoring, 2/3 successfully censored
GNOME folks are like "well, before GNOME was even a thing, we had this application called The Gimp, and we kinda wish we didn't call it that, so please don't name your apps for laughs OK?"
I'm kind of surprised that Apple didn't name the iPhone just "Phone".
It's my favorite app to play around with
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