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[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

bash: klitoris: command not found...
:(

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 62 points 2 months ago

No, you should touch klitoris or finger klitoris, not bash it.

man klitoris

no manual entry for klitoris

Well that explains a lot.

[-] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

man klitoris? Don't you mean bussy?

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

No that would probably be the xfce equivalent.

[-] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

This is such an underrated joke.

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Use the -f option to find it

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