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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what if my dad was the one who caused the mass tragedy?

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Then you’d better ask your local covenant whether a curse has been cast upon your bloodline, as your father’s deeds may affect your fate

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

oh, i have been undoing his curse my entire life.

[–] womboflll@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 days ago

Ah, shitty parents are grand

that's less of a curse and more of a stain