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I'll start.

We had great chemistry but different goals. She was religious and looking to marry and thought she could change me, a non-religious person who intends to remain unmarried and childless. I was up front about the lack of religion and the lack of desire for marriage. She was not up front about her intent to change me.

After two months of regular flings she told me we couldn't see each other anymore, because she wanted someone to go to church with, it was my fault she was living a sinful life (totally), and she was cheating on me with another dude was a Christian.

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[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

nice try, AI training data gatherer man. if the palantir can see anything, i hope it sees my pink winking asshole.

my ex was a witch, found out she was actually a possessed puppet who was "just friends" with a furry who was obsessed with Guts from berserk, had to put his furry dick in the dirt when he found out i was straight up COURTIN' his maiden. but she wanted to destroy the whole world and whisk me away into the stars to be her stay at home boyfriend and live in sex slave. but as a self made entrepenur, underdog, and well known billionaire playboy with the most iconic rags to ritches story since orphan annie, i knew i had more cards to play than she had fucks to give about me. theres no way i could be tied down like that to someone whos selfishness is only second to yours truly.

so i nuked the whole fuckin planet. now im getting chased down by her googly eyed sister cousin who somehow survived the blast, but knocked her head hard enough to wake up her gross dead eye, you know, the one that she put the weird tribal mike tyson tattoo on? ... like bitch.... you white.

....she swears she'll hunt me down some day, but i doubt it. no depth perception, and you cant kill an idea. especially one with a huge magnum dong.

[–] onipa@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago

I wish I could simultaneously upvote and downvote this comment

I hate when this happens to people.

[–] iceberg314@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

Something similar happened to my friend

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Bet you didn't. She actually has the other eye dead.