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Trump says he will declare Strait of Hormuz a US territory (www.thehill.com)

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[–] kevincox@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah, anyone can claim whatever they want. Making other people respect your claim is the hard part.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

Alright. Thats it. I've had enough of these territory disputes. I declaire all of existence to be my territory. Yep. Every single atom that exists. All mine. I own everything now.

And for anyone who wishes to dispute this, the process is simple. Just take a number, use your toungue to write out a letter of dispute, directly onto my butthole! Anyone who doesn't do this respects my claim to everything.