Why not just follow Israel's lead and declare all other countries and the buildings and homes in them property of the United States?

Then everyone else becomes a criminal tresspasser terrorist and they have to do what we say because they're bad and we're right and it's normal and reasonable for us to zip tie a man's peener and parade him naked in front of his family, they shoot the kids if they so much as look at the rocks that are everywhere because we smashed their neighbors house into rubble the day before.

Man, I'm not pro china but dam if the sign out front changes I genuinely don't think it's a negative

How does this dumbfuck manage to get STUPIDER with each passing day? It's like he's studying to get a PhD in Imbecility.

And I declare that trump's rectum is a Putin territory.

There's historical precedent.

Isn't this what the British did with the Suez Canal? And the US with the Panama Canal?

Trump declares the moon is his.

Film at eleven.

Anything to distract from the Epstein Files.

See, he Declared it

“Pretty soon, I will be declaring the Hormuz Strait a territory of the United States,” Trump said during an address highlighting his administration’s efforts to combat crime in the U.S.

That'll do it. That'll stop crime in the US for sure. I can follow the logic

I believe the standing order is that an attack on American territory can be met with nuclear deterrence.

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Good luck

Classic conquistador heritage strategy. Taking what isn't yours by force because you can't think of any other way other than violence against people who didn't want to deal with you in the first place.

Absolutely brilliant Trump. And now that you are at it, why not declare China a US territory too?
I wonder why nobody thought of that before? I guess it's because they don't have big brains. 🤡 🤢 🤣

Hey poster, can you post a non amp link instead?
Here you are:
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6030671-trump-says-strait-of-hormuz-us-territory/

Probably will rename it strait of America as well

Isn't it already in Iranian AND Omani waters? You can't just claim something someone already owns...especially a country you're not at war with (Oman).

Senile pedophile jackass with brain rot tells more stories news never

Do you have a flag?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6RhIx6US6Q

Listen and learn boys. This is 12D chess, straight from the grandmaster.

This seems like a good candidate for one of those real men of genius commercials they used to do in the late 90’s. Shame this is reality.

The question is, who is profiting off of this? I mean not Trump money, but real money (JP Morgan, Deutsche Bank, etc.)

Is it just a way to sell a few thousand missiles? I think there's more behind this (that Trump is unaware of, because he's a moron).

Please do it. Once he does it, we can complain about the inordinate number of aliens present and tell him he should send ICE there.

... Wouldn't that then mean that every single US company would have an avenue to sue the US government for "negligence" in the handling of the Strait causing disruption?