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Trump says he will declare Strait of Hormuz a US territory (www.thehill.com)

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Anything to distract from the Epstein Files.

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly, the "distractions" are at this point so far far worse than the Epstein files themselves are that I do kind of want to focus on them.

[–] impairedimperator@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 hours ago

Dude probably doesn't even remember the files, he's just trying to do crazier shit than yesterday with the knowledge that if he can't do something crazier then people might catch up.