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Trump says he will declare Strait of Hormuz a US territory (www.thehill.com)

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[–] aramis87@fedia.io 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Please do it. Once he does it, we can complain about the inordinate number of aliens present and tell him he should send ICE there.

[–] moldy_rice@piefed.keyboardvagabond.com 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

God, I would love to see ICE agents get massacred by Iran.

[–] JackTea@piefed.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Just the idea that Mealteam6 would be boots on the ground with jet lag, in a desert climate, and zero backup is just delicious